#10 You can come to both services (8:30 & 10:00) and make up for not going to church last year on Easter.
#9 No "church coffee" in skimpy white styrofoam cups. You can have real gourmet coffee in big cups and it's absolutely FREE (there's not even a "donation" basket!)
#8 You don't have to pretend to be perfect to attend.
#7 You will finally experience church in a movie theater personally rather than wondering if what others are saying is really true.
#6 Cupholders and stadium seating. When was the last time you went to church on Easter and had cupholders and stadium seating? (If you are a "pew" person - the church down the street has plenty of "pew" room.)
#5 You don't have to go into debt to buy Easter dresses or flower hats for your kids.
#4 If you sit on the front row, you might see the sweat run down the side of Tim's face (gross!)
#3 It gives you a short break from the family rebellion - ummm, I mean "reunion".
#2 You can wear your faded blue jeans and t-shirt. If you wear a neck tie you will be the ONLY one!
#1 Live band with real guitars, drums, keys, and subwoofers - playin' music that will ROCK you not bore you!